Some of us were talking yesterday about Tourette's Syndrome and why you never hear of a case of polite Tourette's. One thing led to another and that evolved into a discussion on polite "Your Momma" jokes. Here are some.
Your momma is so holy, she sweats anointing oil.
Your momma is so holy, she smells like a hymnal.
Your momma is so holy, Jesus has her face tattooed on His shoulder blade.
Your momma is so holy, when she bakes a pie, it can feed 5000.
Your momma is so holy, when she snores, it sounds like organ music.
Whatchu got?
