Here are some more song titles translated into Christianese.
1999(Prince)
The year the church switched from overhead projectors to powerpoint projectors.
Cruel Summer (Banannarama)
That year when VBS was 2 weeks long.
Don't Dream It's Over (Crowded House)
Pastor is preaching the long version of his sermon today.
Africa (Toto)
Where the short term missions trip is next year.
Every Rose has it's Thorn (Poison)
There was a wedding or a funeral on Friday and now we have semi-fresh flowers to put out Sunday morning.
Funky Town (Pseudo Echo)
What the children's ministry is named.
Right Here Waiting for You (Richard Marx)
Where your mom will be and what she will be doing in the car while you are at the friday night youth event.
Hit me with Your Best Shot (Pat Benatar)
Your pastor is hosting a Q and A session during the business meeting.
Still Haven't found what I'm Looking For (U2)
What you say when you've attended every church in town.
I want you to want me (Cheap Trick)
When the new pastor is trying out.
Ok that's 10 more. Probably more to come.
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